WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
You and Sam trying to spice things up in the bedroom
Me that time they had the cookie sale at that bakery
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
Now I see where you got your braiding skills from Emma.
is deadpool even a real comic
My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”
Deadpool is a fabulous bisexual transvestite and that is canon
Whiny fanboys who desperately want to make him fit their heteronormative idea of how he should be can please GTFO and go away
ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON FOR THEM ALL
Only Sam could get you to hold fire like that