(Source: lukecastellan)

werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

You and Sam trying to spice things up in the bedroom

(Source: lol-coaster)

badcgijosh:

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

Me that time they had the cookie sale at that bakery

(Source: jabura)

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

  • Wet hair
  • Comb through
  • Separate at the part
  • Draw a pentagram on the floor
  • Perform blood sacrifice
  • Offer up your soul to the devil
  • Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
  • Summon Satan
  • Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

Now I see where you got your braiding skills from Emma.

The day Holton started talking

(Source: hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar)

be more helpful!

(Source: djmalix)

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool understands me

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

pufferfishh:

robespierrean:

fuckyesdeadpool:

Deadpool #10

is deadpool even a real comic

My neighbor tried to tell me Deadpool wasn’t a little gay and when i mentioned Spiderman he went “yeah, yeah okay.”

Deadpool is a fabulous bisexual transvestite and that is canon

Whiny fanboys who desperately want to make him fit their heteronormative idea of how he should be can please GTFO and go away

ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON FOR THEM ALL

Only Sam could get you to hold fire like that

(Source: cappyrogers)

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

So is this how your powers work?

(Source: ragecomics4you)

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